The moment that The Stanley Parable came out there were a number of readers who demanded more endings and more content.
We told them it did not require more content, and that it was good just the way it was, because it had already the ideal quantity of ends.
What a terrible swathe of lies it was.
We realized it. We were aware of the lie yet we made it up anyway. The shame we’ve carried around through the years weighting us down all the time.
There’s no longer.
It is time to rectify it, and release the shame we carry around. Let us give you our shame for you to wear it instead. It’s disgusting.
From the liars who created the award-winning indie game The Stanley Parable comes The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is an update to The Stanley Parable that includes many more levels, more characters, more whimsical adventures of the two best friends Stanley and The Narrator. Coming to PC and consoles later in 2019.
Tastefully seasoned with the regretful remorse for having misled thousands of loyal followers for so long.
In all seriousness, this time it’s over. The work is done.
Review by comic porn mha