Conan Chop Chop Game Review

Previews “Looks exactly like the game I mentioned I was looking forward to!”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
It truly looks amazing.
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and Happiness in its visuals, Conan Chop Chop is an example of how dreams can become reality.”
Darren Bonthuys – Critical Hit
Information about the GameThe wicked wizard Thoth-Amon has come up with a scheme to revive the evil of ancient times known as Xaltotun. If the plan succeeds, it will sentence the world to an eternity of dark and inhumanity. Only you are able to defeat him, however for that to succeed, you need to employ all your wits. All your guile. You need to unleash all of your strength and skill. Chop Chop is the thing you must do!
Conan Chop Chop, the supreme stick figure game within Conan the Barbarian’s world is sure to be full of blood and fly legs. These can cause outbursts or profanities depending upon the outcome of your sword.
Turn into Conan… or anyone or someone else! What if you have no thought or brain, and only your muscle? No worries! You can choose from a range of fierce warrior gods you can also add items, weapons and other weapons to suit your taste!
Explore quests that are pure awesomeness! You are set to make a difference in the world! It is still possible for merchants be charging for their goods as well as some of the townspeople may harass you with projects for their own. Be assured that some people are more than happy to pay you for your hard work.
There is plenty to discover in all directions! Be prepared for the shifting sands in Koth as you explore the dark woods in Darkwood, move valiantly through the rich and savage world of Hyperboria and explore the cold realm of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop allows players explore the world to both sides, upwards and down! It is possible to find yourself leaping and running or moving in a diagonally-oriented fashion that can provide you with the most immersive 3D experience.
Loot, loot and loot. Learn to gently smash head of enemies with the broom and then turn them into chop suey with the bastard blade. Conan Chop Chop contains a vast array of weapon types, trinkets and legendary items, each suited to tailor every kind of playstyle that you could come up with.
Discover amazing combinations! Perform the breathtaking 360deg spin-attack to slash skulls around you. You’ll be accelerating forward with the pace of light. You’ll be able to swing your sword sideways or even longways. You’ll discover yourself gasping as you try to comprehend the sheer awesomeness of the combat maneuvers you perform.
The bosses who have no respect for you! In order to defeat Thoth-Amon you have to defeat bosses like The Giant Sand Worm of Koth as well as The Frost Giant of Vanaheim, neither of which are specifically supportive of your quest. They’ll instead try to take you down using deadly moves such as Tail Whip, Lava Reflux and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Every game is distinctive because you have a variety of games to play plus tons and tons tons and tons and tons and lots of abilities as well as weapons to test. Although you’ll likely be killed multiple times, unlocking new weapons can help you get to the next level.


As reviewed by bend or break sex